fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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