So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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