Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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