Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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