i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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