Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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