He is an equal opportunity slut.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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