And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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