it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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