Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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