she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
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