fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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