No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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