do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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