I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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