just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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