I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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