We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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