no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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