I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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