Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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