this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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