He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I have so many feelings about this burrito
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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