Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
