I hate all girls vehemently.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
