is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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