nut hugger
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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