i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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