I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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