I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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