if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Randomize