Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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