Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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