in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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