i don't plan on having that self control this summer
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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