I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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