i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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