I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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