You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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