So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
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