Your tits are I can't wait for
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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