Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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