he wants to bone in the snuggie
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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