we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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