I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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