Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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