That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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