are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
