Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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