if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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