yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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