But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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